12 things to NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can`t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn`t realize my radar detector wasn`t plugged in.
3.Aren`t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must`ve been doin` about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You`re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That`s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That`s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn`t respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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