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    The humorous Side of Detailing

    I`d like to introduce myself. My name is Noser Damas. I`ve been detailing now for almost a year. Never met a detailin product I didn`t like the smell of. It usually takes me about a day or two to wash and wax a car. True, most of the time I just sit on the back porch swing sniffin the products. But you know, they have such a good aroma - don`t they though.

    Personally, ain`t nothin better than a warm summer`s evenin on the swing watchin the sun set, sippin a cool ice tea and sniffin some of your favorite detailin product.

    So what`s yer favorite product smell? I kinda go for most all the the waxes and sealants myself, but of course I`ll sniff most any of them - they`re all good!

    Now I know most a you guys and gals are really into the clean paint, deep gloss, shine, reflectivity and super wet look, but I`m tellin you yer missin out on the best part of detailin... just kickin back and sniffin the product. Yea, that`s right - it`ll do things to you in ways you won`t have words to describe to others.

    It`s kinda like steroids for the nose if ya know what I mean!

    Well, I spose that`s about it. Just wanted to say howdy and introduce myself. Wanted to let you all in on what ya might be missin. Think of this as a public announcement. It`s been my pleasure and yer welcome!



    P.S. Am I too late for the mullet contest?




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    :nono
    I think its about time keeotee goes into rehab

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    Way too much sniffin goin on!
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    Actually I just recieved a shipment of products from Dwayne today ... too dark and wet to use them ... so what did I do ... I opened each bottle to see what they smelled like ... Oh my ... better than apple pie!
    It`s what you learn after you know it all that counts ... John Wooden

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    mmmmm PIE :-p


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    The Whaler Loves Detail City rabbi's Avatar
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    Hey kee ! You`re gone man. The Whaler likes to suck on the foam applicators after each use.:hungry
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    Chicks Dig Comb Overs dalmore's Avatar
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    Why`d you have to say Pie? All we have in the house is cake ...
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    I like pie:naughty
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    The Whaler Loves Detail City rabbi's Avatar
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    Me too!:hungry
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    I think Spray and wipe smells a little like coconut cream pie ...
    Instead of cleaning my car with it ... I think I will make it into a Pina Colada!
    Or pour it into a graham cracker pie crust.
    It`s what you learn after you know it all that counts ... John Wooden

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    The Whaler Loves Detail City rabbi's Avatar
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    The Whaler is slobbering and nodding in agreement kimwallace.:hungry
    "I`m staying out of it."

 

 

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